🚨💀 *BREAKING NEWS: NORDVPN DROPS SCAM CALL PROTECTION SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO EXPERIENCE "HELLO, THIS IS MICHAEL FROM TECH SUPPORT" IN YOUR LIFE!* 🛡️📞✨ In a move that screams “Thank you, based gods of the internet,” NordVPN just unleashed a wizard-level feature to zap those annoying scam calls before you even think of hitting that "ANSWER" button. Kind of like a bouncer for your phone but, you know… cooler. 🤖💸 🧙‍♂️ *LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "Yeah, we figured if we can't block all their memes, we can at least keep these clowns from calling you!"* - Chad, the Dev who definitely drinks an extra-large Monster every morning. 👾🍵 Imagine it: You're vibing to Taylor Swift when suddenly “Your car warranty is expiring!” pops up. Now it’s just like, *Drake Pointing Meme* to the infinite block list FOMO. 🔥🤯 Setup? Easy peasy lemon squeezy 🍋 - just open your NordVPN app and BOOM, let the **Scam Call Protection** feature flex on your life like a fitness influencer on a yacht. 🚀💪 So, if scammers are sliding into your DMs, you can ghost them in style. 💅 🔥🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* Look out for the next feature—*Scam Call AI that directly replies with "L + Ratio," sending them into a spiral of existential crisis.* 🤡🤡 *Get ready, fam! The future is wild and you DON’T want to miss it.* 💥💥