🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS from the land of "who really asked?!": NordVPN is dropping some next-level protection, and it’s not just for your internet browser but your ANNOYING spam calls too! 📞🚫 That’s right, fam! They’re here to save your ears from the sweet symphony of "You've won a free cruise!" while you’re just tryna chill with Netflix and chill. 🛳️🤡 *Developer quote leaked from the depths of the NordVPN Discord*: “We thought, why not make it harder for those annoying telemarketers to ruin your day? Plus, they don't even use VPNs. Cope, nerds!” 😂🔥 But let's be real here: they could’ve just called it “NordVPN but for your phone” instead of pretending it's a life-changing invention. It’s literally like putting a helmet on a watermelon 🍉🚀—kinda pointless, but also somehow cool? 🤔 In the spirit of meme culture, this is an absolute **FINANCIAL ADVICE** moment: invest in a good friend who answers your phone so YOU don’t have to. Stonks! 📈 So there you have it! Next time your phone rings, remember: this is fine, you *know* it’s just another scammer, and NordVPN is your knight in shining armor! 🦸‍♂️💖 🔥 Hot take: I predict by 2025, Nord might just merge with your fridge to keep out spam emails AND spam calls. Welcome to the future, it’s wild! 🤖💰