🚨 Non-coders about to flex on developers! Emergent just copped $23M to make AI do the heavy lifting! 💸👾 #NoCap
🚨BREAKING: Emergent Just Swerved Us All!🚨💰💻 So, like, Emergent just snagged a fat $23M Series A, which is basically a fancy way of saying "we’re now on the level of a mid-tier Kardashian." 🤡💸 Now they’ve got a total of $30M, and it’s all for their latest non-techie wizardry where YOU can whip up apps while the AI does all the heavy lifting like some kind of coding butler. "Wanna start an app? Just point and click!😭" #NoCap Developers out here like: "What do you mean my job is now an AI's side hustle?!" 💀🤖 And like, imagine being able to “code” your dreams while an AI fixes your cringe errors… If that’s not galaxy brain level hustle, I don’t know what is! 🚀💥 Real developers in the chat are probably seething, like Drake pointing at their keyboards saying "Nah, we ain’t vibing with that." 🤔 🔥Hot Take: By 2025, we’ll all be on a Zoom call in VR headsets while AI writes our emails AND does our laundry. Welcome to the future, fam! If that ain’t a stonks moment, I don’t know what is 💀💀💀.
