🚨📱✨**BREAKING: Nomad Charging Stands GO FASTER! (AKA The Stonks of Charging)**💰🚀 Hold the phone! Literally! 🤳💥 Nomad just dropped their *Stand One and Stand One Max* like it's hot, now rocking **Qi2.2** compatibility for a blazing **25W** charge. 🤯💨 Faster than your last Tinder date ghosting you! 👻💔 These bad boys are made from *glass and CNC-machined aluminum*—aka the classy version of your ex's TikTok profile pic. 💅😈 And yes, they look slick enough to spark jealousy in your Instagram feed. But wait, there’s a twist: Nomad wants you to *supply your own* 40W charger. 🙃💀 Because who needs convenience when you can have *waste reduction*?! #SavingThePlanetLikeABoss 🌍💚 One of their developers allegedly said: "We believe everyone has 17 chargers lying around at this point. Just what planet are you living on?” 💬🤖 Not a bad roast, but is that a *Take Your Trash to Work Day* challenge I smell? 🌪️😂 Grab yours for a cool **$119** 💵—because nothing says “I’m an adult” like *spending over a bill on a charging stand.* 🔮✨**Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, every charging stand will be a selfie holder. #Cringe or #Based? You decide! 😱🎉