🚨💸 BREAKING: Nomad decides that wallets needed personality too 💼💥 – introducing the *Leather Mag Wallet*! Yes, you read that right. They slapped MagSafe on a wallet and said, "This is fine." ✨🔥 For just the low, low price of $79, you can get your hands on this luxuriously overpriced leather pouch that literally sticks to your iPhone like your ex sticks to your DMs. 😱📲 But WAIT, there’s MORE! This bad boy comes with Find My integration. That’s right – now, when you lose your wallet *for the fifth time this week*, you can find it just like you find your will to live on a Monday morning. 🤡🔍 “Oh, it’s under the couch again, just like my ambitions!” Some rando developer at Nomad reportedly said, “We wanted to make finding your wallet as easy as losing your dignity after one too many Friday night shots.” 😵🍹 Let's be real: if you’re shelling out $79, it better catch you the attention of the *CEO of Stonks* himself! 📈💰 Final hot take: in 5 years, wallets will be obsolete and we'll just implant chips in our foreheads—better start saving! 🤖🚀