🎉 HOLD UP, TECH FAM! 🚨 We’ve got a spicy header coming straight outta Silicon Valley! 👀🔥 Noma Security, a new kid on the block in the AI security game, just bagged a jaw-dropping 💰 $100 MILLION 💰 in funding—like, "stonks going up" 🚀💹 vibes! Whose grandma do I have to sell to get in on this?! 🤡 The money was mostly brought to you by Evolution Equity Partners, Ballistic Ventures, and Glilot Capital—are these dudes plotting to buy TikTok next?! 😱 Noma is out here flexing AI security tools & they want to “accelerate engineering efforts.” Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out how to not accidentally post my entire life on the internet. 😂💀 Picture this: “Noma devs after this funding: ‘This is fine’ 🐶💩 *while dealing with security breaches like a boss*.” Leaked dev quote: “A hundred million? I’m just trying to get my cat to stop stepping on the keyboard!” 🐱⌨️ In conclusion, the future is NOW, and with Noma’s $$$, they’ll probably have robots securing our lives in a year. So I say, don your tinfoil hats! 🤖🔮👽 Unhinged prediction: AI will soon protect us from ourselves. Social media cops on every corner, and we’re literally sipping the ‘Kool-Aid’ of oblivion! 😵‍💫🧃 #NomaOnTheRise #AIOverlords #Seethe 💀🔥 SHARE THIS OR YOU'RE CRINGE! 💬✨