🚨🔥 Hold up, fam! We got a straight-up tech tale that's juicier than a juicy meme on a Friday night! Meet Noah Urban, the *kingpin* of social engineering who turned people into unwitting accomplices faster than your mom can say "I told you not to click that link!" 🤡💀💻 Noah was vibing with the Scattered Spider gang, using his *absolute wizardry* to sweet-talk folks into handing over their secrets like they were passing snacks at a party! 🤯 You know that meme where Drake's like "nah" when someone asks him to change their password? Yeah, Noah was all about that "YES PLEASE, I’ll take your sensitive data!" 🙌💰 Leaked developer quote: "I thought I was just helping my grandma with her online shopping, next thing I know I’m in a Zoom meeting with Noah Urban—my VPN is R.I.P. 🤦‍♂️" And now, our boy is locked up for 10 years, trading social engineering tips for prison recipes! This is fine, right? 😅 But here’s where it gets wild: I predict we're about to see an *influx* of wannabe Noahs trying to whiz into the cybercrime world—like a *new trend* in tech criminals, can’t wait to see them on TikTok giving tutorials! 📈🚀 Stonks or cringe? You decide! 💥🔥