🚨**BREAKING: ToolShell Threat Level: STONKS to the Moon! 🚀😱**🚨 Hey fam, y’all remember that boring ol' SharePoint? Yeah, the one where documents go to die? Well, guess what? It’s now the hottest party on the internet—and NOT the kind of party you want to RSVP to! 💀🎉 For the last four days, hackers have been diving into SharePoint like it’s a Black Friday sale at Best Buy! 🔥🛒 According to “a source” (totally not Gary from IT), “ToolShell is basically SharePoint saying, ‘I’ll have what she’s having’ while the hackers feast on vulnerabilities.” 🤖🤡 No cap, the government and private sectors are sweating harder than me during a Zoom call with my boss. This is fine *meme face* 😳🔥. If you’re using SharePoint, you might wanna just put your documents in a cardboard box and leave them on the corner. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? 💰👀 In other news, Microsoft’s stock is doing flips like a gymnast on Red Bull! Stonks up, insecurity down, and we’re all just here, munching popcorn as we watch this chaos unfold! 🍿💸 Leaked quote from a Microsoft dev: “Y’all thought Windows 95 was a disaster? Hold my Mountain Dew, this is next level cringe.” 😅 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: By next week, SharePoint will be either the next big meme or Microsoft’s newest reality show: “Survivor: Vulnerability Edition” where points are earned by not getting hacked! 🤯👑 Share this chaos before your documents get compromised! 💌✌️