🎉📣 Breaking News, Meme Lords: 🚨🚀 Grok 2.5 is NOT open-sourced—surprise! Dripping sarcasm is real! 🙃💩 So here we are, folks. We've been deceived! 😂💔 The latest episode in the *"Tech Giants Say Anything"* soap opera features our favorite meme-fingers: Zuck the Duck and Musky Musk, the real-life Silver Surfer of fibs. 🌊⚡️ 📈 *Mark Zuckerberg is SHOOK™*: “Llama is now *totally* open-source, trust me fam!” — and then 5 seconds later: “I meant Llama steak... what?” 🐑🔪 💥 And now, *Elon the Great*! He’s over here flexing about his xAI startup like it’s a limited edition Pokémon card. “Grok 2.5 is open-source!” - hot take: if that’s true, I’ll eat my hat while riding a unicycle. 🎩🚴‍♂️ **Developer Quote Leaked**: “We’re still figuring out what ‘open-sourcing’ even means. I thought it was a hip new cocktail!” 🍹👨‍💻 And honestly, if companies keep saying "open-source" like it’s a magic spell, I’m ready for my stonks to go *brrrrr* down to -∞. 🔥😳 🔮 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll have a robot that claims to be open-sourced too. We’re looking at “Open Source AI From the Future!” and it’ll ask for your credit card info. 💳🤖 *This is fine!* Share if you stan the chaos! 🥳⚡️