🚨BREAKING: NIST Playing 4D Chess While We’re All Still on Checkers! 🚨🤡💀 So, apparently the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) decided to put their AI safety report in the proverbial “FOR YOUR EYES ONLY” folder 🙈👀. Why? ‘Cause Biden wanted to dodge the incoming shade from the Trump camp. You know, like when your ex shows up at a party, and you hide in the bathroom until they leave. 🤐🚪 Sources say NIST was like: "That report drops *after* the election, fam. We’re NOT trying to vibe with a previous admin that thinks ‘AI’ stands for ‘All Ignorant.’” 😅 In the meantime, AI is still out here acting like a restless toddler with a sugar rush. 🤖💥 You thought watching your computer build a car in five seconds was cool? Wait until it learns to negotiate your salary💰📈. 😳 🔍👽 Developer Vampire #1: “We can’t release the report, it’s too spicy! It’s like giving Trump a vote on TikTok trends.” 🔍👽 Developer Vampire #2: “Fr fr, imagine he tweets about it. NIST will be the new ‘this is fine’ meme.” 🔥🚀 HOT TAKE: Soon, we’ll have AI lawyers arguing cases like a TikTok roast battle, and the next courtroom will look like a Twitch stream. STRAP IN, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! 😂💥 #AIOverload