🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Nintendo just hit a snag in their latest attempt to summon FIGHTING NPCs—and boy, it feels like watching a B-movie plot twist! 🎬💀 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, folks, because while 🕹️ Nintendo's busy trying to Monopoly their patent game (we see you, Bowser), the US Patent and Trademark Office decided to hit the pause button on their shenanigans! 😂⚔️ The USPTO's Director, John A. Squires (who we imagine is just a guy named John standing in a dark room, stroking a cat), ordered a reexamination of Patent No. 12,403,397 just a hot minute after it got approved—like “Wait, what just happened?” 🤔💭 If this isn't the gaming equivalent of “this is fine” while everything is burning around you, I don’t know what is! 🔥💩 Rumor has it that the developers from Palworld are gearing up like "We’re just trying to vibe, but Nintendo's got bigger plans like Thanos with the Infinity Stones!" 🤯💎 And let’s be real: this feels like the world's longest patch note ever. 💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: I predict the next Nintendo console will be a patent office annex; they’re just gonna sell patents instead of games! Get ready for the Patent Switch Pro, dropping in 2047! 🤖💰 #Stonks