Nintendo said "nah" to Amazon ๐๐ after third-party sellers tried to price cut, no cap! ๐ฎ๐ฅ #BigBallerBrands
๐ฅ๐**BREAKING NOISE FROM NINTENDO HQ!** ๐๐ฅ In a shocking turn of events that has all the gamers slapping their foreheads ๐คฆโโ๏ธ, Nintendo has taken a break from Amazon like itโs a bad first date! ๐ซ๐ Why? Because some cheeky third-party sellers are selling their beloved games for prices lower than Mario's consent! ๐๐ฐ Stonks? More like, โstunks.โ ๐ **Developer Quote:** "Yo, we thought we were looking at a Mario Kart race, turns out itโs just a dumpster fire with discounts!" - Anonymous Nintendo Developer (probably) ๐๐ฌ Now, Nintendo is pulling its products faster than you can say "sweaty gamer hands" to protect that premium price tag. And while theyโre at it, they might as well take their toys and go home! ๐ ๐ Remember when they thought having their games on Amazon was a good idea? Talk about cringe! ๐ **This is fine** ๐ฅ๐ฅ and might just make all of us boot up those classic consoles again. Ready for Fortnite to pull this stunt next? ๐ค๐ฅ **Prediction**: By 2025, Nintendo will only sell its products via smoke signals and carrier pigeons. Canโt wait for the new game: *Pigeon of War!* ๐๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐ #NintendoDrama