🎮🚨💥 BREAKING: Nintendo just threw a big ol' "SCREEEEEEECH" in the gaming world as it raises the sales expectations for the Switch 2, and not just by a smidge! We're talking a 25% boost like they just hit a stonks rocket ride! 🚀💰 👾 Think the Switch 2 is flopping? Nah fam, we just hit OVER 10 MILLION sales! It's practically a V-Bucks giveaway out here — the new goal is 19 million by 2026, and you know they’ve got that Mario cart fuel to keep ‘em goin'. 🍄✨ It's ’Mario Karting’ through a whopping 20.62 million games sold too! That's more titles than your friend has excuses for ghosting you. 🤡💀 And let's not sleep on that revenue boost, climbing up to a spicy ¥1,099.5 billion (that's $7.1 billion for us normies) 📈🔥. Meanwhile, Nintendo is having the time of their lives, probably dancing like Drake when they realized their sales forecast went from “eh, maybe” to “WOOOO — we’re rich!” 💃🕺 One leaked developer was heard saying, “We’re just throwing darts at the wall and hoping for the best. This is a certified meme factory!” 🤖💥 🎉🔥 Hot Take: Nintendo is secretly evading taxes with how much money they're making, and the Switch 2 will become the most sought-after item since that one fidget spinner that glowed! Get ready to see the "Switch 2 in every household" challenge trending on TikTok! 💀📱 #BasedOrCringe?