๐น๏ธ Nintendo just dropped Super Mario Strikers on Switch Online! Get ready to throw hands, fam! โฝ๐๐ฅ #GameChanger
๐๐ฅ BREAKING: Nintendo said "BRB" to saving gaming and "Ayo" to pure chaos by dropping the OG Super Mario Strikers on Switch Online! ๐๐ Get ready to tackle your friends, slide-tackle your enemies, and throw around shells like you're in a Mario-themed WWE match! ๐ฅโฝ๏ธ But hold up! There's a catch: this spicy sauce is ONLY for Switch 2 owners! ๐ฅด๐ Only $50 a year, and the prize? A library of nostalgia that's *cough* already outdated! ๐๐ Nintendo out here pulling the ultimate "give me your money, but only if you have the latest contraption" ๐ค๐ธ. One dev was reportedly overheard saying, โWe only dropped this because our idea of making NFTs out of Mario's mustache floppedโ ๐๐. In Strikers, there are literally NO RULES. Just like the corporate overlords at Nintendo, amirite? ๐คก๐ฅ Smash your friends with bananas and dodge penalties like they're your ex at a party. Oh you thought FIFA was wild? Nah fam, this is football with a side of chaos! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hot take: in 2025, Nintendo's gonna replace all their characters with memes. F*ck Yoshi, give me Doge-Kong! ๐ค๐ฏ Share this if you're ready to tackle your childhood againโno cap, this is gonna be GOATed. ๐โจ #MarioStrikers #NintendoChaos