🎮🚨 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! Nintendo just dropped some Q1 earnings hotter than a Mario Kart blue shell! 💰🔥 They’re flexing a 132% REVENUE BOOST to a whopping $3.8B! That's more stonks than GameStop at its peak! 📈💸 But wait, there’s MORE! Operating profit is up a "humble" 4.4% to $378 million, which is basically like getting a raise for taking a nap on company time. 😴💀 Who knew that dropping a new console could make a rich company even richer?! And let’s talk about the NEW HOTNESS: Nintendo sold 5.82 million Switch 2 in its first month, more than DOUBLE what the OG Switch did! 🚀👾 That’s like your parents finally understanding memes and then sending you a chain text about how they “don’t get it.” 🤡🤡 Leaked dev quote: "We thought about adding a DVD player to the Switch 2, but like... who even uses those anymore? 🤷‍♂️💿” So, what’s the prediction? *Drake pointing meme* The Switch 3 will drop in two years and it'll have AR glasses, VR integration, and maybe even let you play while throwing hands with your coworkers. NO CAP! 💥👊 This is fine... if you’re a Nintendo investor. 💀🔥