🎮🚀 **BREAKING: NINTENDO IS BULLISH ON SWITCH 2 SUPPLY, GLOBAL GAMERS ARE CRYING.**💔💻 So, lo and behold, Nintendo just dropped a bomb💣—5.82 million Switch 2s sold in just 7 weeks! 🌟 Yeah, that’s right. While us mortals are still stuck trying to find a single PS5, these wise wizards over at Nintendo are forecasting they’ll move a whopping *15 million units* by March 2026! 💰 But wait—cue the dramatic music 🎶—demand is higher than your mom’s expectations for your career 🥲. Nintendo’s saying: “Yo, we can’t keep up! Production? Pfft.” Their "sell-through" figure is chilling at 6 million units; imagine ordering a pizza and the delivery guy leaves the pizza at his house. 🍕💔 Like, “Nintendo, are you even trying, fam?” Not to mention, they also moved nearly 1 million original Switches since the *new hotness* dropped. Classic Nintendo, always wringing the last drops of cash from their cash cows until they bleed. 🐄🤑 And just when you thought it couldn't get spicier, software sales hit 8.67 million because who doesn't want to play the latest Mario rehash? 🤡 Leaked Dev Quote: “We thought selling was easy; turns out, getting them in customers' hands is harder than finding Waluigi in Smash.” 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🥳 **PREDICTION:** In 2025, Nintendo will announce the **Switch 3**, and it will require a COVID test to buy one 😂. Stonks, amirite? ♻️💥