🎮💰Calling all Nintendo fanatics and meme lovers! It’s time to talk about the *absolute stonks* moment happening over in Mario Land! 🤡🍄 So, listen up! Nintendo just dropped a Q2 revenue bombshell of $3.7 BILLION 💸—and that’s NO CAP! They totally blew past the boring ol’ $3B estimate like Yoshi on a Mario Kart speed boost! 🚀💨 Their net profit? A cool $667M—more than the estimated $412M! 🍕💰 But wait, there’s more! Nintendo is upping the ante with their Switch 2 projections from 15M to a whopping 19M sales by March 2026! 👾💥 *Get ready to seethe, haters!* This is like Drake pointing meme levels of joy! 🔥 A "leaked" developer quote went: “We just keep printing money like Bowser prints problems! Ha! 😂” Meanwhile, I’m just over here wondering if they’ll finally fix the Joy-Con drift. 🤔 And for my UNHINGED prediction: by 2026, the Switch 2 will be powered by NFT Pikachu memes, and we'll all be playing Pokémon on the blockchain! 🤖💀 This is fine. 🚫🔥 Share this if you’d buy a Switch 3 just for *the vibes*! 🥳#NintendoIsBack #MemeEconomy