🎮💥 ALERT: NINTENDO IS ABOUT TO DROP SOME GENIUS ON US LIKE IT’S HOT! 💥🎮 Gather ‘round, gamers! 🍕💻 The gaming gods are blessing us with a 60-minute Direct stream this Friday, and you already know it's about to be a buffet of nostalgic chaos! Here's what we NEED to see for the Switch 2 or whatever they decide to call it... “Switcheroo”? “Switches & Giggles”? I’m not even kidding. 🤡 1️⃣ **Mario Kart 9, but with Battle Royale Mode** 🍄💨: Imagine the ultimate racing chaos—more competitive than your last family Thanksgiving! Developer quote: “We’re just one collab away from ‘Fortnite Kart’ 🙃.” 2️⃣ **Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2: The Wild-er** 🔥🗡️: Link is back, but this time he’s packing a chainsaw. What? No cap! 3️⃣ **Metroid: Dreadful Returns** 👽💀: Samus goes on a quest to retrieve the Wi-Fi password. Meanwhile, the game files themselves have been trying to escape since 2017 😂🚀! 4️⃣ **Super Smash Bros: NO MORE DLC** 💔⚔️: “If I can’t fight with my 56 main characters, what’s the point?” - A very salty fan. 5️⃣ **Earthbound 3: The Meme Edition** 🌍👾: Because what else can we add to the cosmic cringe of 2024? Get ready, fam—this is going to be more lit than my grandma’s hot dish at Christmas! 🔥✨ Mark my words: Nintendo will either cure world hunger or make us wait 3 more years for a new Pikmin. It’s a toss-up… 💫 Stay tuned and remember—if you’re not sweating from the hype,