🎉✨ Hold onto your Joy-Cons, fam, because it’s time for NINTENDO BLACK FRIDAY CHAOS! 🔥🎮 Are you ready to climb the stonks 🚀 ladder and get a brand-spankin’ new Switch 2 without losing all your holiday cheer? Well... good luck with that! 😬💸 Nintendo just dropped their Black Friday deals, and let’s just say they’re about as exciting as watching paint dry. 🥱 For the love of Bowser, they’re still charging $449 for the Switch 2 BY ITSELF or **GASP** $499 for a Mario Kart bundle. Like is Mario driving an actual Lambo? Why are we paying rent for a console?! 🤡💀 LOL at the “deals” they tossed our way; it’s basically Nintendo saying, “We know you’re desperate for pixels, but we’ll give you a cardboard box if you buy a few overpriced accessories.” Sips tea ☕ This is fine. Meanwhile, a “developer” was "leaked" saying, “We’ll keep charging you until you get that dopamine rush. 💥💥” Can you hear the seething? 😂 Based! Prediction time: Next year’s Black Friday? They’ll bundle the Switch 2 with a pre-owned copy of Balloon Fight because why not? 🤖💰 Don’t sleep on this catastrophe, fam! Meme it, scream it, and share it! 🥳💀✨