🚨 ALERT: WE'RE IN A NINJA GAMING CRISIS! 🚨💀💥 So, *Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound* just dropped, and lemme tell you, it’s as forgettable as that guy who always says "let’s circle back" in meetings. Like, fr fr, you might wanna swipe left on this one. 😬💔 Picture this: it’s 2025, a year packed with ninjas hotter than your mom's favorite chili recipe 🌶️. You’ve got *Assassin’s Creed: Shadows* flexing its muscles, a new Shinobi game pulling off sick moves, and then... *Ragebound* enters the chat like that awkward uncle at a family reunion. Cringe alert! 🚨🤡 “Bro, what’s next? Ninja Gaiden: Couchbound?” one dev was heard whispering while nervously kicking their feet. Nah, fam, it’s not the vibes we wanted 😩⚔️. Fans were gearing up for some epic button-mashing and insane combos, but instead, we got a 2D side-scroller that feels like a cheap knock-off of the originals – you know, like those $1 store bootleg toys. This is fine, though, right? 🥴😩 (Drake point memes in full effect here!) And here’s my hot take: if *Ragebound* is THIS forgettable, I can only imagine Ninja Gaiden 5 will be about ninja pets doing parkour… 🤯💥🔥 Get ready for some HOT ninja action… in *Ninja Gaiden: Furry Fury* 2026! You heard it here first, folks! 🐾👀💸 #TakeMyMoney #NinjaStonks