🚨🧪👩‍🔬🚨 BREAKING: The NIH just dropped a bombshell that’s got universities like “Is this a *real* threat or just another Tuesday?” 💥💀. 🎓💼 So, there’s this biomedical researcher at the University of Michigan (let’s call him Dr. Stonks) who thought he was about to cash in 🤤💰 on his multi-year NIH grant 💵🔥. But WAIT! The university's lawyers were like, “Nah fam, hold up!” as they went full-on “This is fine” meme mode 🐶🔥. Apparently, they were debating if releasing those sweet, sweet funds might lead them into the shady realm of the False Claims Act! 🤡💀 Just picture the chaos: lawyers vs. scientists 🥊. The scientists are like, “We need this funding for groundbreaking research!” and the lawyers are like, “But what if we end up in the slammer?!” 🚨💼 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, if we can’t spend money like it’s confetti, what even is life?” 😂🤖 So like… are universities about to level up or just seethe in compliance? 👀🤭 Here’s my hot take: By next week, they’ll start accepting crypto donations for research, all while playing the cringiest TikTok dances to cope! 😱🚀 #UniversityStruggles Stay tuned as we watch this academic soap opera unfold! 📺🍿