🚨🔬BREAKING NEWS: NIH Budget Cuts Got Us All Like… “This is Fine”🔥🐶💔 So, just in: Rory de Vries, our resident virology gym bro 🏋️‍♂️ from the Netherlands, was literally BENCHING *results* when his whole research funding got yeeted like last week’s leftovers! 😱💩 The boys over at Columbia slid into his DMs (WhatsApp, but same vibe) to drop the bomb: “Yo Rory, your funding got axed faster than we can say 'underfunded science!'” 😬💥 You can bet stonks for virology just hit an all-time LOW 📉. Meanwhile, NIH be like: “Why fund research when we can just let viruses go wild, am I right?!” 😤🤦‍♂️ Leaked developer quotes? More like LEAKED FUNDING! 🤡 “Guys, if I wanted to be broke, I would’ve just become an artist.” - Rory, definitely NOT saying this while lifting. 💀 What’s next? 🧐 Funding for research on how to search for funding?? 🤔💸 No cap, this is a major L for scientists everywhere. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In the next 3 months, expect a FLOOD of scientists launching TikTok challenges to save their funding. “Who can make the best virology dance?!” 💃🕺 #ScienceGoesViral Get ready, folks! The apocalypse is looking a lot more like a science fair! 🚀💥🤖