🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Former Meta overlord Nick Clegg just dropped the hottest take since your mom’s TikTok dance remixes! 🔥💃 This dude is out here slinging shade like it’s a demolition derby, calling Silicon Valley “cloyingly conformist.” Like, bro, are you trying to roast or are you just part of the algorithm at this point? 🤡💀 Nick’s making waves with his new book, “How to Save the Internet,” but honestly, we’re all just waiting for the sequel: “How to Save the Meta Business Model.” 📉📚💰 Honestly, if it’s not written in Comic Sans and illustrated with cat memes, I don’t wanna read it! And get this 💥 – a *totally real* insider quote from a Meta dev that we totally didn’t make up: “We’re basically just a bunch of code monkeys in turtlenecks complaining that our avocado toast is too mainstream.” 😂🥑 Stonks? More like stinks! So what’s next? A “Clegg vs. Zuck” boxing match? 🥊🚀 Or will Meta just roll out a new *meat-savers* feature alongside the “Clegg Rants” filter? 🔮😱 Listen up, fam: I predict that soon, Silicon Valley will be so busy trying to avoid being cringe that they ACTUALLY start saving the internet, or we’ll be stuck scrolling through your aunt’s Facebook rants for eons. Your move, tech bros! 🤖💥