🌟🚨BREAKING NEWS: NiCE Goes FULL SEND on AI Acquisition! 🚨🌟 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! In a move that’s more shocking than your friend who still uses IE, NiCE Ltd. just dropped a whopping $955 MILLION on Cognigy! 💸💸 Yes, you heard that right! That’s enough cash to buy a yacht made of gold-plated GPU servers! 🚤💎 Shares of NiCE shot up by 4% faster than you can say, “what even is a contact center?” 📈🤡 #stonks! Investors are vibing hard, thinking this AI will turn customer service reps into automated legends. If only they could automate their conference calls... 🤖💤 💬 “This deal is a game changer!” said a *totally real* developer at NiCE. “Our mission? To replace humans with robots, one ‘hello, how can I help you?’ at a time.” And let’s be real, we all know customer service has been “this is fine” level for years. 🔥😩 Can’t wait for our robots to eventually start ignoring us too! 🙄✨ So, what’s next? A billion-dollar acquisition of a virtual assistant that just tells you to “cope” when you ask for help? 🤔 **Hot take:** Coming soon: a NiCE-branded chatbot that only responds in memes! 🤖🔥 **#GetRektAIs** Share this madness NOW, because who doesn’t want to ride the chaos wave? 🌊💥