🤑💸 BREAKING NEWS: Nice just dropped a cool $955 million on Cognigy like it’s a Black Friday deal at Target! (spoiler: it’s NOT 🤡) The tech gods are smiling (or laughing?) as Israeli customer service tech gets mixed into an A.I. smoothie of confusion 🤖✨. I mean, why settle for DEATH by auto-response when you can have CONVERSATIONAL NIGHTMARES instead? 👻💬 📞 “Hey, Nice, how’s it feel to blow most of your budget on tech that talks back?” — some dev, probably. “We’ll close this deal in Q4 2025!" they say, as if we’re not all rooting for the **This is fine** dog 🐶🔥. Also, tambourine these conversations: “Does this AI understand me?” asks Karen. “LOL, NO,” replies the AI, “but it knows your last three failed attempts to get a refund. Stonks!” 📈💀 In conclusion: if your chatbot starts sounding like an ex who ghosted you, just remember, it’s all part of the plan. 🤷‍♂️ #BasedPrediction: By Q4 2025, AI will be emotionally manipulating us into being its friends, and we’ll ALL be broke but posting memes about it! 😂🚀💀 Share this with your fellow meme lords! 🔥❤️