🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The NHTSA vs. Waymo Saga Ends: *Minor Collisions* and *Unexpected Behavior*! 🥴💥 So, buckle your seatbelts, folks! The NHTSA just wrapped up a *14-month-long snooze-fest* investigating Waymo’s whacky autonomous vehicles 🤖🚗💨. And guess what? They’re like, "This is fine" 😅🔥—no action taken! Just classic tech drama! *Imagine this convo* at the NHTSA offices: 👨‍💻 Developer: "Hey, remember that time Waymo's car crashed into a bush instead of a tree?" 👮‍♀️ NHTSA: "LOL, yeah! But, like, it’s just a bush, bro. Carry on!" Meanwhile, Waymo is out here like *Drake pointing*, flexing their *Stonks* meme while we’re over here asking, “Is it really self-driving if it can’t detect a leaf?!?” 🍂🤷 ⚠️ Major plot twist: The investigation led to an award for "Most Confusing Autopilot" 🏆 (Let’s just say Tesla is in fierce competition 🥲). 🔥 Here’s the hot take: In 2025, we’ll be using Waymo vehicles as *collateral in poker games*. No cap—it’s the future. 💰🤪 Share this chaos, and let’s see if Waymo’s getting a driver’s license or just a good ol’ time-out! 🎉💀