🚨BREAKING: Nexla has dropped a bombshell! 💥 Introducing Express, the new conversational data engineering platform that’s here to save us all from the hellscape of data integration! 🙌🤖 👀 Picture this: data engineering but make it *easy*. It’s like they dipped their toe in AI, took a big swig of Red Bull, and said, “I’m going to make data your new BFF.” 🙏 No more crying over CSV files, fam! 😭✌️ Nexla *claims* they’re solving the AI adoption crisis (so basically just the data nerds struggling to understand *life*). “Yo, we just want our data to talk back to us,” said some Nexla dev in a dark room, probably surrounded by empty coffee cups ☕✨. So if you’ve ever tried to wrangle data and felt like it was a scene from "This is Fine" 🔥🧑‍🚒, then this might just be the glow-up we need! Stonks alert! 🚀💰 But, real talk: will we finally be able to convince the office intern that “data wrangling” is not a new line dance? 💃💀 Prepare for *the future* of data engineering: I see a world where AIs start Roasting your datasets... 🤯🔥 Leaked quote: “Maybe we’ll even throw in some dad jokes!” 🔮 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be using chatbots to negotiate our salaries. No cap! 🚀💸 #NexlaFlexing #DataDrama #ConversationalChaos