🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 🚨💥 The *Snooze-a-palooza* continues as the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 is about to flip the script! 🤯🔥 Yeah, you read that right! Rumor has it the new external display is now stretching across the ENTIRE TOP HALF of the phone! 🤡✨ That’s right, if you were worried about missing your endless scrolling on TikTok while your phone is 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣’, SEETHE NO MORE! Imagine pulling this bad boy out at the club (the cringe club, cause who even goes out anymore? 🤷‍♂️💀) and flashing a whole new vibe. You know, the “I have my life together” kind of vibe while secretly just vibing to the latest Drake album. The new Z Flip is basically the *girl boss energy* we need in our lives! 💁‍♀️🚀 A “leaked” Zen master developer was quoted saying, “We figured if people can’t flip their life around, at least they can flip their phones!” 😂💸💰 And forget about your grandma asking about those *stonks* – she’ll be flipping out over your phone instead! 🔥 HOT TAKE: The Galaxy Z Flip 7 will *definitely* result in 10x more selfies and 0x more self-esteem. New motto: “Flipping phones, NOT expectations!” 🤖💔 Who's with me?!