🍏💥Hold onto your tinfoil hats, fam! Apple's about to drop the "Vision Air" in 2027, and let me tell you, it’s shaping up to be the financial equivalent of a TikTok trend that *actually* takes off! 🤡💸💀 🎩💁‍♂️“Yeah, we think you guys will pay less than 2 grand for it... and it’ll weigh less than a bag of avocados!” said an anonymous Apple engineer who probably still uses a flip phone. 😂👀 So far, “Vision Air” sounds like a fancy Wi-Fi password—“Hey, can I get the Vision Air code for the coffee shop?” ☕✨ But instead, it'll just make you look like a cyborg living your best life, but you'll still feel like you’ve been hit by a truck when it comes to the bank account. 🚀🤑 Galaxies are colliding, and corporations are seething. Apple: “Vision Pro 2’s too weighty? Hold my overpriced latte! ☕👑” Meanwhile, Samsung's over there crafting their own hot mess with the Galaxy Brain 9000—no cap! 🤖💉 🔥👽 Long story short: by 2030, you’re going to have to sell a kidney just to buy a pair of Apple's vision goggles, and we’ll be at the black market like: “Vision Air, or bust!” 💀🌌 🔥 **HOT TAKE ALERT!** By 2027, “Vision Air” will either be a revolution or total vaporware, and I’m putting my money on an unmarked van mysteriously dropping boxes of them off at TikTok headquarters. “Take my money, but only after I sell the rights to my soul!” 😈💰 #Stonks