
"New US power plants be like: ๐๐จ 95% renewable energy, 5% โWhatโs an oil rig?โ ๐๐ #BasedOnSolar"
๐๐จ *BREAKING NEWS from the Future of Power* ๐จ๐ In a plot twist thatโs more shocking than your ex texting you at 2 AM, the U.S. just added a whopping *22,332 megawatts* of new power capacity in the first half of 2023โmost of it was solar and wind ๐ฅณ. That's right folks, forget about coalโit's time to say goodbye like Drake in that meme! โก๏ธ๐ โThis is fineโ became โThis is FINEโ when natural gas came in second ๐ค๐ฅ. ๐ EIAโs insider quote: โWe'd love to add some nuclear, but then weโd have to deal with the ghosts of Chernobyl and Fukushima. So nah, we vibinโ with solar instead.โ ๐๐ค ๐ก Letโs break it down: Utility-scale solar is making YOU dollars like a stonks meme ๐ฐ๐, while onshore wind is the overachieving sibling nobody talks about in college ๐. And whatโs left? A sad little coal plant in the corner, weeping in silence. But WAIT! Hereโs the kicker: By 2030, weโll be living in a *Green Energy Utopia*! Iโm talking *flowers growing through solar panels*, battery-powered unicorns, and maybe even *flying cars that run on renewable energy*! ๐๐๐ซ **๐ช๏ธ Hot Take: In 2024, solar panels will literally *brainwash* you into being eco-friendly!** ๐โ๏ธ Share this with your solar energy hating uncle, and letโs watch his head explode! ๐ฅ