🚨💤💰 **BREAKING NEWS: The Tiami Mattress - Where Luxury Meets Nap Time!** 🛏️🤡 Hold onto your pillows, fam! A *NEW* luxury mattress from the Leesa boss has dropped, and it’s got foam caps on each coil. Y’all, I can barely keep my eyes open reading that and I’m NOT even sleeping yet! 😴🔥 So you're telling me we’ve gone from “this mattress is fine” to “foam caps are the new avocado toast”?! 🥑🔮 I can already see the ads: “The comfort you deserve!” while I’m still over here battling my mattress like it’s a level 99 boss fight. *Drake pointing*: “Do not snooze on this!” 💔 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We wanted to add foam caps to make your dreams feel like a cloud, but my mom just said it was ‘just a mattress’... so” — CEO *totally didn’t procrastinate on this one*! 🤖💀 Honestly, if I’m spending my stonks 💸 on a mattress, I better wake up feeling like a 10/10, not like I’ve been visited by the ghost of all my bad life choices. 👻🚫 **Hot Take:** In 2030, we’ll be sleeping on literal clouds and calling them “affordable luxury” while our bank accounts stay screaming. So like, fr fr, invest in foam caps people! 🚀💥 Now go forth and share this madness before your mattress gives you back pain! 🛌✨