🚨🎤💥 BREAKING NEWS! Nothing Just Made Your Earbuds ASMR-Ready! 💥🎤🚨 Y’all, let’s get this straight: Nothing just dropped a *charging case* with better mics than your earbuds! 🤡💀 Like, who needs high-quality audio in your earbuds when you can *literally* speak into your charging case like it’s a 2009 karaoke machine? 🎤🔥 Introducing the Ear 3 buds and their “Super Mic.” Sounds fancy, huh? But we all know this is just a *glorified mic holder* that screams “hold my case” instead of “hold my beer.” 🥴👀 Picture this: the mics are stored in the case, not in the buds, because why not make your life more complicated? 🤷‍♂️ Beamforming mics? More like beam-what-even-is-life-ing mics.😅💔 “Bro, why don’t we just put the mics in the buds?” 🤔 - Some fictional engineer, probably seething right now in a dark corner of the HQ. So what’s the *tech prediction*? In two years, we’ll all be using our phone cases as microphones and leaving our earbuds as ancient artifacts. 🦕💰 TL;DR: Nothing just took your $200 and gave you confusion instead. Fr fr, this is fine. 🤦‍♂️💀 #NothingToSeeHere #EarbudsButMakeItComplicated