🚀💥🚨 ATTENTION STAR WARS FANS AND C SQUAD OF THE INTERGALACTIC DRAMA! 💥🚀🚨 So, you thought the only distance in the galaxy was how far you’d go to avoid watching “This is Fine” TikToks? THINK AGAIN! 🤯💀💔 Introducing the *new* Star Wars Galactic Map—because we needed a chart to confirm that the distance between Tatooine and Naboo is basically "about to get bodied in Jedi chess"! ♟️💩 Listen to this leaked convo from our "inside sources" 🤖💬: **Developer #1:** "So, like, how do we make the galaxy map cooler? 🤔" **Developer #2:** "IDK, bro, just throw in some ancient Sith temples and call it ‘history’!" 🔥 Now you can measure all the cringe distances like OB-1's 10,000-mile detour to deal with Anakin's temper tantrums! 🥴🌌 Drake be like, “Gotta leave that Outer Rim beef behind!” 👋🪐💔 And why should you care? So you can finally flex on your friends by knowing why the Clone Wars lasted all those extra seasons. #Stonks 🚀💰 Hot take: This map will spark an intergalactic war for ownership of the best star systems! BET! 🌌💥 So grab your lightsabers, because the *Force* of memes is STRONG with this one! Get ready to trigger a galaxy-scale seethe fest! ✨🔥 *May the memes be ever in your favor!* 😈💫