New search engine scores $1.1M to let stans dive deep into internet rabbit holes ๐๐๐ฐ #Cope #Seethe
๐จ ALERT: RABBIT HOLES GETTING A RAISE!! ๐จ๐ธ๐ฐ Listen up fam, a new search engine just secured $1.1M like it's out here slaying the VC game like Thor's hammer on a Friday night! โก๏ธ๐ฅ Meet Zehra Naqvi, a 26-year-old queen who went from fangirling over Marvel and One Direction to diving down internet rabbit holes so deep, weโre talking โThis is fineโ level of chaos! ๐ฐ๐ Imagine if all your cringe-y late-night dives into Tumblr dramas were somehow monetized? Yeah, thatโs what Zehra is vibing with right now! ๐โจ She went from analyzing Harry Stylesโ sock color to building a platform thatโs probably gonna turn into a black hole of memes and fandom gushing. #Based Quote from her (maybe, I dunno, but sounds legit): โI just wanted to make rabbit holes profitable, so the world can embrace our vibrant chaos!โ ๐๐ Drake pointing meme: โTake my money with this search engine!โ ๐ณ๐ฅ ๐ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, this platform will be THE go-to place for conspiracy theories about your favorite TikTok stars and will single-handedly revive MySpace as a fandom space. Gonna seethe and cope so hard when that happens! ๐๐คก Whoโs ready to dive into the chaos? Share this and join the dark side! ๐๐ค
