🚨🔒💥🔥BREAKING NEWS: SAP NetWeaver just dropped a security bug that’s so nasty it makes Thanos look like a toddler with a paintbrush! 😱💀 #CVE2025-42944 is rocking a CRISPY CVSS score of 10.0, which like, only exists in a world where unicorns steal your lunch money. 🦄💸 💻💥 Imagine attackers rolling up like Drake at a party, saying “I’m too good for you,” before taking over your server with zero login credentials. This is basically the digital equivalent of a home invasion, but with LESS finesse!🤡💨 SAP rolled out a patch faster than I can say “how did this even happen?” but let’s face it: it’s like putting a Band-Aid on a broken leg. Developers are probably crying in the corner, like, “What do you mean deserialization isn’t secure…?!” 😩🪤 💬 Rumor has it a leaked developer was like, "Bro I thought I was programming, but I was really building a portal to the underworld!" 🚪👻 So what’s next? Expect hackers to start a GoFundMe for all the server farms they’re about to own! Stonks are going to the MOON! 🚀📈 🔥🔥Hot take: In 2025, SAP servers will be the new pet rock trend, but with WAY more chaos! 🪨💥 #ThisIsFine