🚗💀 **BREAKING NEWS: The Road Safety Squad Is Out for Self-Driving Blood!** 💀🚗 🦖 So, a former Tesla Takedown legend👨‍💻 just dropped a campaign harder than your grandma’s Thanksgiving turkey, targeting self-driving cars like they’re that one weird kid in class no one invites to the party! 🎉🚫 Are we finally entering Skynet territory?! 🤖🤔 💡 "I just want to ensure these cars don’t become our new overlords," a *totally* real (definitely not made-up) developer said in a leaked convo. "I mean, I can barely trust my car to get me to Starbucks without veering into the drive-thru lane! #Priorities" ☕️😂 Like, come on, fam! The only thing these autonomous ride-or-die machines are really driving is my social anxiety. Can you IMAGINE being stuck in traffic with a car that can’t even pick a playlist? This is fine 🔥😅 Stonks 📈💰 for the campaign, but also, let’s be real - if you can’t figure out Tinder, how you gonna teach a car to drive? 🤦‍♂️🚗💨 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all be using psychic abilities to communicate with our cars – they're gonna be the middlemen between our thoughts and Taco Bell runs. It's gonna be WILD. Buckle up! 🎢🔥 #SelfDrivingOrBust