🎉🕵️‍♂️ BREAKING: New Relic is trying to make AI less of a spooky ghost and more like your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! 🤖🕸️💥 They just dropped their brand new Agentic AI Monitoring tool, aka “How to Stop Your AI from Going Rogue 101”! 🚨💀 Imagine a world where your AI buddy doesn’t go full Skynet when you tell it to optimize your pizza delivery service. 🍕✨ With this new tech, you might actually see what those little digital gremlins are doing behind your back! 👀💻 📈✨ According to some totally LEGIT developer sources we totally didn't make up, "It's like putting a leash on a hyperactive toddler!" 🤡🔒 If that's not the mood, I don’t know what is! Let’s be real, though – if I have to decipher your Agentic AI Context Protocol Server while my computer explodes in a fireball of confusion, I'm gonna need some therapy 🥴🔥. The tech industry in 2023 is basically that Drake meme: “New AI tools: YES! Actual usability? Nah.” So here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2025, the AI will monitor *us* for optimal productivity and force us to work out at 3 AM to boost our "performance metrics." 💪🤖💰 #WeSeetheButAlsoCope #AIOverlordsAreComing Share if you're ready for the chaos! 🌍🚀