🔥💀 Yo fam, grab your keyboards and brace yourselves because the Interlock Ransomware squad has dropped a NEW PHP-based remote access Trojan (RAT) faster than you can say “git push” enough times to melt your CPU! 🤖💻 💥 Yes, you heard that right! This is NOT your grandma’s malware — we’re talking hot new spicy interlock mechanisms called FileFix 🧩, coming through and targeting multiple industries like a toddler at a candy store! 🍬💰 Who needs security when you’ve got all these juicy exploits? 🤡😂 Picture this scenario: the DFIR Report is low-key spilling TEA ☕ about shady hackers vibing since May 2025 – apparently, they’re connected to the infamous LandUpdate808 (AKA KongTuke) threat squad? Not the *Kong* I wanted to see crash through my servers! 🚀👀 Now, here’s what the leaked developer quote says: “Bro, we couldn’t fit all the zeros in the bank account, so we decided to go in with a RAT this time!” Stonks 🔥📈 And here’s the ultimate prediction: *The only thing more explosive than this malware launch will be when every IT manager accidentally opens a phishing email during a Zoom call.* 🤯 So remember, folks, keep your systems patched and your passwords longer than a Netflix password generation screen! 🤣💀 Share this if your IT buddy needs a lil' laugh while they seethe over endless updates!