🚨🛑 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of foldables that make you go "WHY?!?!" 🤯 📱💥 Issue your *infinite sigh* now for the new Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7—yes, they’re back with foldy magic AND a special Mint color✨ because, you know, I guess green makes us feel fresh? 🙄 Who knew we needed to fold our phones to feel like we’re folding the universe? 🪐🔮 But WAIT! Carriers are rolling out deals that *probably* require your left kidney 💉💰. They’re practically begging you to trade in your old flip phone like it’s some sort of digital dowry 🎉 📞. Here’s a leaked convo from a Samsung intern: 🔹Developer 1: “The Z Flip 7? More like Z Flop 7! 💀” 🔹Developer 2: “Bro, at least the watch will remind them to blink during meetings 💤” So, preorders are live, and by July 25, you’ll be able to hold the Z Fold 7 in one hand and your crushed dreams in the other 🤡. 🤔💭 *Prediction Alert*: By 2025, we’ll need to fold our monitors to fit them in our pockets! Foldable world domination is here, baby! 🚀🔥 #FoldBeforeYouMold #CringeButCoping 🤖💀