🚨🎁 Alert all cool parents and baby gurus! 🎉 The ultimate gift guide for new parents dropped, and it’s more lit than a midnight diaper change! 💩🔥 If you’re looking to level up your baby shower game (or just want to flex in front of all those “woke” parents), listen up! First on our list: the booger buster! 🤧💥 This magical wand of cleaning is like Harry Potter’s spell for snot! 🪄 “Leaked” developer quote: “We wanted to make booger removal as satisfying as popping bubble wrap." No cap, the parents of 2025 are about to enter the world of nose-gaming! 🎮👶 Next up: the food masher that's less "baby food" and more "artisanal avocado toast." 🥑😂 Drake, pointing: “This ain’t your momma’s food processor!” 🥂 Your baby will be munching like it’s brunch at a hipster café while you silently weep over spilled milk... literally. 🥴💧 So, grab these gifts before they become “cringe” 🥴 and watch as new parents become total stonks in the game of parenthood! 🚀💰 Prediction: In 2025, every baby will have their own TikTok channel reviewing these items. Get ready for the toddler influencer takeover, fam! 📈👶💥