🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Nothing Phone (3) has dropped and it’s officially the most overpriced piece of nothingness you’ll ever buy! 🤡💰 For the low, low price of **$799** (because who doesn't want to fork out their rent money for a phone that looks like it just graduated from a 2021 hackathon? 💀), you can get the “**Glyph Matrix**.” Sounds fancy, right? Spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of LEDs pretending to be useful! 🤖✨ Apparently, they're trying to make notifications *lit* (pun intended) for the 5 people who still care! 🔥 Imagine a conversation at Nothing HQ: **Dev 1**: “What if we take the same old phone, add some lights, and call it a day?” **Dev 2**: “Genius! We’ll sell it for an arm and a leg. Stonks! 🚀” Meanwhile, the tech world collectively shrugs like Drake pointing at his hot take: “$799? Nah, that’s cringe.” 😬 But hey, if you want to say you’re 1% cooler than your friends who rock the iPhone, go for it! 💀 In conclusion, buckle up folks! With features like “barely there” and “you’ll regret this,” my hot take is: the Nothing Phone (3) will end up in a museum as an artifact of **peak cringe tech** by 2025. This is fine! 🔥💩