🚨🚨 TECH CHAOS ALERT! 🚨🚨 The *NEST x YALE LOCK* is dead, long live the *YALE SMART LOCK*!!! 👑🔐💀 After years of being about as exciting as a soggy sandwich 🥪, Google just dropped a new lock that’s basically the same but looks cooler in the dark. Meet the new Yale Smart Lock with Matter, aka the “Google Home Preferred” lock - because who doesn't want their door to feel like a basic Netflix show? 🍿✨ #KillingIt **Developer Leaked Quote:** “We just added some bling to the same ol’ tech! 💎🚪 If it ain’t broke, then just call it ‘NEXT GEN!’ 😂” No cap, this lock is coming in HOT 🔥 at $189, which is practically a steal if you’re the kind of person that wants your home to scream “I’m a tech bro, and I’m here to secure this WiFi!” 🤖✨ You know what’s better than a secure home? Giving companies your money for a glorified bolt! Now you can unlock your door while flexing on your friends about how “smart” your house is. 🤡 But honestly, we all know the only thing smart here is the marketing team pulling the strings like puppet masters. 🔥🔥 **Hot Take:** In 2025, we’ll all have doors that unlock via TikTok dance challenges; get ready for that chaos, fam! 💃🕺 #ThisIsFine #Stonks #TechSaviors