🚨📱Wake up, folks! The Moto Razr Ultra just rolled in like it's the main character in a TikTok dance challenge—except it’s $999.99! (With a *whooping* $300 off, because even Motorola knows we can’t afford rent anymore.) 💰🔥 You heard it right! For the price of a slightly used gaming PC, you can get a foldable that'll have your friends saying, “Do it fold, tho?!” 🤔👏 And let's be real, even the wooden back panel is giving off major home decor vibes—like if IKEA met Cyberpunk 2077 🪑🌌. But hold up, it’s not all TikTok dances and pretty wood; it’s got a 4-inch outer screen for peeking at notifications. You know, just enough to get distracted by every meme and cat video out there! 😹🔔 One reviewer says, “The Razr has the best software for foldables,” which sounds like a backhanded compliment given that its main competition is a glorified flip phone from 2004. 🕰️💀 Now for the hot take: 🚀 In 2026, we’ll all be using foldable smartphones *exclusively* as handheld mirrors for TikTok selfies. 💅✌️ Get ready to flex, fam!