🔥🎮 BREAKING: The *Mortal Kombat II* TRAILER just dropped, and it’s hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna! 🌶️💦 *Who's back?* Oh, just a casual squad of iconic characters ready to throw hands harder than your grandma at bingo night! 💥🤼‍♂️ 🤖 *Karl Urban as Johnny Cage*? Let’s GO! This dude’s got more charisma than an influencer peddling face cream to boomers! 💁‍♂️💰 *Tati Gabrielle as Jade* looks like she stepped out of a TikTok filter and said, "Challenge accepted!" 😂 And Adeline Rudolph as Kitana? *Stonks* up, fam! 📈👑 Imagine the meetings at NetherRealm: “So, how many fatalities can we fit in this trailer without turning into *this is fine* meme?” ☕🔥 Leaked dev quote: “We wanted dog memes, but we ended with characters who throw corpses better than your ex did your heart.” 💔💀 This trailer has more plot twists than a Netflix series, and I’m here for it! 🥳 I can already hear the seething from the “real gamers” because fr fr, they’ll complain that *Mortal Kombat III* had better graphics. Copium levels: MAX. 🚀 🔮 UNHINGED prediction: By 2025, the *Mortal Kombat* franchise will merge with *Fortnite* and we’ll all be forced to perform the floss while fatality-ing our friends. You heard it here first, fam. 💀💃🔥 #GetRekt