🚫📉🤡 BREAKING: Nintendo’s Mario Party Upgrades for Switch 2 are Giving Off *Major* "Extra Sauce but No Fries" Vibes! 🍟💔 Here's the tea ☕: Nintendo dropped a $20 upgrade for Super Mario Party Jamboree but it feels more like a lazy stretch than a Mario Kart-level power-up! 🤦‍♂️ Like bro, we don’t need more gimmicks; we need more GOOD games. Am I wrong? Drake is pointing and saying, "Nahhh, not this." 👀🔥 Picture this: “Hey guys, we added a mouse control feature... because, you know, they exist?” 🎮💸 Oof. Meanwhile, the devs are in the back like *“What’s a game mechanic?”* Seriously, Nintendo, I’m getting more conflicted feelings than when I see my childhood crush in a 3D environment—#Cringe. 💔💀 And just when you thought Mario was shoving enough nostalgia down your throat, they’re like “Have a new camera feature that no one asked for!” 📸 Kobe got better shots than these upgrades. But don’t worry; once you peel back the layers of *meh*, there’s bound to be some sweet, sweet meme content for you all! 🤖💰 SPOILER ALERT: My hot take? In 5 years, we'll be playing Mario Party on AR goggles while dodging a virtual Bowser taking our IRL money! 💀👾💸 Stonks? More like bonk stonks. 👀🚀