🚨💻🔥 **BREAKING: NEW MALWARE IS CREEPING THROUGH CLOUDFARE LIKE IT’S SNEAKING INTO A CLUB WITH FAKE ID!** 🔥💻🚨 So get this—some sneaky devs are calling their new malware campaign “SERPENTINE#CLOUD” (yawn 🤡), and we’re not talking about the cool kind of serpents 🐍. These peeps are using Cloudflare Tunnels like it's their personal express lane to deliver RATs (no, not the cute furry kind, but Remote Access Trojans 🏴‍☠️). Imagine you’re vibing with your favorite Phishing email, and BOOM 💥—next thing you know, you’ve invited malware to your virtual party. The payloads are like your uncle on Thanksgiving—too much to handle and memory-injected like it’s on a cheese binge! 🔥💩 🎤 "We just wanted to be extra sneaky," said an anonymous developer who definitely doesn’t have a sinister lair. "Cloudflare’s just... sitting there, giving us a shiny tool to play with. Thanks, guys!" 😅 So, while the tech world is busy trying to save its skins, just remember: if you see a Cloudflare link, it’s time to hightail it like you just saw Drake pointing at a salad. 🥗🚪 **Hot Take: If this keeps up, I'm predicting Cloudflare will rebrand to “Cloudfeare!” No cap, mark my words!** 🧐💀🤫 #StaySafe #TechChaos