🚨🔥 BREAKING: SparkKitty Malware infiltrates your pics like it’s trying to steal your heart… or your crypto! 💔💰 So, there’s this new malware on the block called SparkKitty (who names these things? 🤡), and it’s leveling up from just lurking in the shadows to straight-up invading your camera roll, fam! 📸👀 It scans your precious selfies like “Hmm, let’s see how cute they are before I yeet your crypto into the void.” According to the report (that your tech-Savvy aunt probably sent you with zero context 💌😂), this malware is a cross-platform menace, slinking around both Android AND iOS like it owns the place. If you’re using those platforms, brace yourself! ⚡ “Yeah, I thought malware was just a strong word for bad memes,” one leak from a dev read. “Next, they’ll be stealing my 2012 filters too.” 📅💀 And don’t even get me started on the stonks 🤬— at this rate, every time you post a pic, you’re practically handing them your crypto wallet on a silver platter 🥴. So here’s a hot take: the next TikTok challenge will be ‘don’t let SparkKitty steal your memes’ 🕵️‍♂️🚫. Mark my words; in 2024, we’ll all be hiding our photos in *actual* physical vaults. 🔒💀 Stay safe out there, and remember: This is not fine! ✨💯 #SparkKittySnoozeFest #PhotoThievesUnite