🚨💀 BREAKING: New Mac Malware Just Dropped, and It's WILDER Than Your Ex's Texts! 💻☠️ So, Mosyle (who are totally NOT the tech world's version of the "weird kid who always tells you to run antivirus" 😹), has just dropped a bombshell 🚀: a new malware called "JSCoreRunner" that's slicker than your last TikTok dance move. This bad boy managed to ghost *EVERYONE* on VirusTotal like a pro—talk about stealth! 🙈 Guess where this tech nightmare gets its kicks? A sketchy PDF conversion site, fileripple[.]com, playing dress-up as a wholesome tool! It’s like getting Rickrolled, but instead of 'Never Gonna Give You Up', you get a virus ripping through your Mac faster than you can scream, "THIS IS FINE!" 🔥👌 Imagine the devs at Mosyle: "Bro, marketing told me to focus on security, but look at this wild malware. You think JSCoreRunner goes hard? Try dodging my emails asking for a raise!" 💬💰 So, if you're still downloading PDFs like they're 2010 memes, it's time to wake up, fam! Otherwise, your data might just end up on the dark web playing Cards Against Humanity with your bank details. 🔥Unhinged Prediction🔥: In 2024, JSCoreRunner will get its own Netflix mini-series, starring a malware-slaying hero named "PDF Prowler." STONKS will go up! 💸🎥🙌 #MemeLife #TechHell #StaySafeOutThere