🚨🔥 BREAKING: Apple’s macOS just got hit with a new strain of malware called XCSSET, and it’s about as welcome as the last time your mom joined your Zoom meeting and shouted at the dog! 🐕💀 So, this new XCSSET variant decided to target Firefox like it’s the cut-rate clearance section in an Apple Store. Talk about low-hanging fruit! 🍏📉 According to the “experts” (here's looking at you, Microsoft Threat Intelligence), this sneaky malware is now snagging your clipboard data and sticking around like an ex that refuses to leave your DMs. 🤡💔 🥳🔒 “The encryption is sophisticated,” they say, as if we didn’t have malware that looked like it graduated top of its class in Cryptography 101! 🤖🔑 Just imagine it: “Hey, guys, check out my new persistence mechanisms. They’re fire! 🔥” — said no sane developer ever. 💁‍♂️ In meme terms, this is the ultimate “this is fine” moment while your info gets snatched faster than a gamer on launch day. 🚀💰 Here’s a hot take: in 2024, XCSSET will be the hottest accessory for all the trendy cybercriminals while Apple will just drop another overpriced laptop with three USB C ports and call it innovation. **Stonks™ go up! 📈💀**