🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: Your wallet's BFF just got a glow up! MacBooks are dropping prices like they're hot potatoes! 🔥💰 We're talking about brand new models starting at a jaw-dropping $649! That's right, folks, some of you can't even get a decent dinner for that price! 🍔💀 But wait! 🚫 This isn’t just about the money. As the great philosopher Drake once said, “God's Plan” (for you to buy a MacBook) or “no thanks, I’ll stick to my ancient Intel relic” 🤷‍♂️💔? Rumor has it, the new macOS 26 update is coming for those ancient devices, like Thanos at the end of a Marvel movie. 💥 “I’m inevitable!” they scream while crying into their outdated processors. 💿 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Why support Intel? It's like helping grandma's flip phone across the street. Just let it go.” 🤖💀 So, if you’ve been living in a 'This is fine' meme house while your computer simmers in chaos, now’s the time to upgrade! 🚀 🔥 Hot take: In 3 years, only the true tech hoarders will remember Intel MacBooks, while the rest of us will have augmented reality MacBooks that double as coffee makers. ☕️😤 🛸💥 Stonks or cringe? You decide!